OopsAway – Emergency Shart Survival Kit
Regular price
$38.50
$26.95
30% OFF
Be the hero of your own Code Brown with a kit that handles the horror… and the cleanup!💩😱🧻
When disaster hits your rear end, OopsAway swoops in like the tactical backup you never thought you’d need. Whether it’s a betrayal by gas or a full-blown mudslide, this kit is your hilarious yet handy way to restore order and walk away (mostly) proud. It’s the ultimate mix of practicality, embarrassment insurance, and gag gift glory all tucked in a pocket-sized tin of “what just happened?”
🧻 Tissues of Truth!
These ultra-absorbent Sloppy Cobbler tissues erase the evidence of your internal rebellion with dignity and speed.
✨ Booty Wipes Blitz!
Pre-moistened Clean Booty Wipes handle the unhandleable in seconds, leaving you feeling fresh, not foul.
👖 Disposable Dignity!
Our Oopsie Poopsie Undies are emergency-ready and designed for stealth mode slide in, toss out, move on like nothing happened.
🎖️ Badge of Survival!
The “I Survived” badge lets you reclaim your pride frame it, wear it, or feed it to the flames of shame.
Because the only thing worse than the mess… is being unprepared for it.!🎯🚽
We believe in 100% customer satisfaction and that is why we are offering all customers a 30 day money-back guarantee! If you are not satisfied with our product, you may return the item within 30 days from the order date for a full refund. If you don't like our product, get a full refund within 30 days, no questions asked.
Buying items online can be a daunting task, so we want you to realize that there is absolute ZERO risk in buying something and trying it out. If you don't like it, no hard feelings we'll make it right.
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